


Last night ended eventful – with Winsome almost kicking the bucket… The two of us played on the internet, after receiving instruction from June (Winsome’s mom) to find her a nice, rich husband we searched Facebook for old and new flames! It was at about 1 in the morning when Winsome decided she needs to spray some medicine down her throat, but unfortunately itl missed the throat and went down her air pipe (could be cause she saw a good looking man on my Facebook!). She could not get air and was staggering around in the room – huffing and puffing! Eventually she got some air but then did not stop coughing for another hour. After that she did not get much sleep – but her bedmate was fast asleep within minutes – schucks, how can you survive life with such lousy a friend – snoring away….
We had to get up very early to be ready for the transfer. VJ told us that they waited or an hour, so we also decide to push our luck and get to breakfast 5 to 7 (with our pickup at 7). We barely sat down when our driver arrived. We eventually made him wait for 15 minutes and after raiding the food counter (banana muffins and “worsies”), Winsome with her croaking voice (and thick head – she told me to write this!!!!) chased the kids to the taxi.
The status of the transfer should have given us an indication of the rest of the tour. It made us feel right at home – ala Soweto taxi….. We drove (once again) for a very long time and eventually picked up two backpacker girls. When Winsome asked them where we where, they had no idea – but eventually they shared with us that we were in Phuket town! This little island is very confusing – up is down and down is up, east is west and west is east – thank goodness we did not hire scooters – we could have been on China Mainland already!
Our boat did not look anything like the brochure at all – and let me warn you – on this trip very few things looked like the brochure…. The Sea Angel Cruiser doubles as a ferry transport boat (with 600 seats – on our trip mostly filled with loud Asians) and a tour boat on the other side. Thank goodness for Monique, cause she sussed it out very quickly and made everyone sit inside – in aircon and out of wind and wave and spray. It is an hour and half trip during which we all fall asleep.
Phi Phi Islands are beautiful. It has high straight cliffs which apparently goes straight down under water – the diving must be excuisite! Our “tour boat” drops off all the locals and one-way travelers on Phi Phi Don – the only island where you can stay. From here we depart to Phi Phi Lay with its Viking Cave, We sit in the sun right on top of the boat. Unfortunately the sea is too rough to go to Maya Bay (where “The Beach” were filmed – great disappointment – were hoping to bump into Leonardo De Caprio. Would have made a great jungle team the two of us!!!!). We go back to Phi Phi Don where we are supposed to snorkel. This in itself is Mission Impossible! We are transferred with the 100 + Asian tourist to two other boats, from where they all jump in with their lifejackets. We quickly get into our snorkel gear and try to get as far as possible away from the masses!
After nice hour snorkeling we depart back to the main pier for a “great lunch” (as the brochure calls it). Luc chats up a Pakastani man who is too friendly for my liking. I join the conversation. The man tells me that he has 3 sons (10, 8 and 10 months and his family is in Pakistan – wonder what he is doing here on his own). Luc falls in love again – this time with a beautiful petite French little girl – who sits in nothing but her bikini panties! He immediately tries to learn a few French words – and we teach him “Je Taime” – but shame, he never gets the chance to use it.
The beach front is lined with little tourist shops and we follow the group upstairs to a large dining hall. It looks terrible – like a school hostel. The “great lunch” turns out to be the worst food of the whole holiday (so far!). Deep fried chicken, rice, some seafood soup/something dish, and spaggetti with terrible sauce. Winsome is the only one with some taste and wants to leave immediately, but the rest of us outvote her, by now the kids are starving.
The toilet at the restaurant also gets the prize for the worst toilet of the trip – let me not expand further – because you might just never get to go to stunning Phi Phi.
I have a mission to complete – Dayanand Naidoo (SA Foreign Affairs Director – who had to identify the South Africans killed in the Tsunami), asked me to go to the Memorial and to take a photo of all the names, to make sure that they have all the South Africans listed. This turned out to be a impossible mission. The tour guide told us the other side of the beach is just 3 minutes walk, more like 15 minutes a local tells us. If we walk there and back we will not be in time for the departure of the boat. I am very disappointed as I made a promise, but what can we do? In our search for the Memorial we however discover the quaint section of Phi Phi. With lots of dive shops (one diver made a comment about my fins Luc was carrying “mean fins for a little man!”). We see stunning boutique shops selling really pretty goods. After aborting our mission, we follow the narrow street back and discover a pancake shop. This will have to make up for the terrible food and we all order pancakes – banana and chocolate (for skinny Winsome), banana and cashew nut (for healthy and not skinny Monique) and sugar and lime for our unimaginative children! Whist we are waiting for the pancakes, we witness a Phi Phi crash. Two bicycles both cut the corner and after cries of warning, a soft bump against each other, lots of smiles and laughter, both “drivers” are off again – no road rage! We have so much to learn for these gentle, friendly (perhaps too friendly is some areas – if you catch my drift…) and very patient people
We have to hurry to get back to the ferry. The inside cabin is already very full and we end up sitting far apart. We try to watch the Startrek movie, but the swells are high and I am very tempted to take one of the plastic bags on offer!! Soon Luc is snoring away next to me and I fall asleep as well. Just to wake up by the spit drooling down my chin! (Winsome thinks this is charming – my fellow passengers did not agree!).
We hit town during peak hour. Luc decides to count the scooters, but 3 blocks and 220 scooters later, he gives up! We get to the hotel early, go for a quick shower and then off on our “research project” – yet another visit to our local massage parlor! This time Winsome opts for the Back and Neck massage, I take the sport massage and the kids get 30 minutes foot massage and 30 minute oil massage. Luc does not stop talking as usual, Winsome and I groan and Katie is dead quiet. After the massage Luc says his knees are weak and he is “so tired” – but they both loved it! (Each family’s massages were about R150 in total!).
We decide to try the food stalls next to the road on the beach for dinner. There are some suspicious looking soup and kebabs. So we get some fruit – watermelon in a plastic bag and a little kebab stick. Finally we stop at our local road stall. May I just mention this was the one that no-one except me trusted on the first night here!!! We order fried noodles (same thick noodles as last night) and Winsome has some Tom Yam Soup (“very good” she says as tears are streaming down her cheeks because she bit into a chilli). Well, at least her sore throat is better now! The kids don’t like the local ice-tea – real tea, with condensed milk and ice. Finally, after looking for it all over the island, we discover the banana rice in papaya leaf dish! It is not as great as it sounds!!!
We make a pact that we will come back in less than 4 years time so that the kids can do their scuba diving courses on Phi Phi Island. If you are planning to go – do not make the mistake we did – do not take a day tour. Rather spend the night (or the week!) on Phi Phi – it so stunning and laid back and not at all like Patong. More backpackers, pretty and sure it must have stunning diving!
The kids end the evening off by playing on their new machines and Luc prays that Winsome and Katie will have a good nights sleep.